My money's on the turkey

Turkeys are just pure evil- you can see it in their eyes! Never trust a turkey!

Paint it black

long cool woman (in a black dress)

I know it's boring, but it would probably be black. It's stylish, smart and supposedly slimming. It's perfect for parties and funerals. What more could you want?

John is definitely my favorite Beatle

I like his glasses, his sense of humour, and I prefer the songs that he wrote and sung lead on. He always seemed edgier and wilder than the other Beatles somehow! I even did a school project about him when I was 11. I still intensely dislike Yoko Ono though.