The Harley is a great place to make friends

Last night I went to a gig there ( a very good band called Clues) and whilst standing outside with the dirty smokers, a Frank Gallagher wannabe with " Oh no" tattooed (probably by himself) on his knuckles and "empty" tattooed on his stomach approached us and started a conversation. He was a bit mental but hopefully harmless.

My alarm clock wakes me up in the morning

It's not invigorating. It's probably the most soul destroying noise I hear every day but it gets me up. If that fails, there's always my noisy housemate who gets up at the crack of dawn to bang spoons against bowls.

Bacon does not make it better

I'm a vegetarian