Friday, 28 August 2009

My first plane trip, from Luton to Holland

It was the first time I had ever been abroad and one of the first holidays since Dad left. I was about 9. I really liked the sensation of flying but I didn't like the take off or landing part and I still don't. It turned out to be one of my favourite holidays

Did you really think '"You're actually quite cute"' would work?

"You're actually quite cute"
I was standing outside our halls of residence in my first year at uni, drunk, sharing a menthol cigarette with this guy and the above is what he came out with. Needless to say he was not successful!


Tuesday, 11 August 2009

'S Darko' was a pile of pants

Donnie Darko was fantastic and I was expecting more of the same except without Jake Gyllenhaal. I was sorely disappointed by this half-baked effort. It wasn't even directed by the same guy!