My money's on the turkey

Turkeys are just pure evil- you can see it in their eyes! Never trust a turkey!

Paint it black

long cool woman (in a black dress)

I know it's boring, but it would probably be black. It's stylish, smart and supposedly slimming. It's perfect for parties and funerals. What more could you want?

John is definitely my favorite Beatle

I like his glasses, his sense of humour, and I prefer the songs that he wrote and sung lead on. He always seemed edgier and wilder than the other Beatles somehow! I even did a school project about him when I was 11. I still intensely dislike Yoko Ono though.

The Harley is a great place to make friends

Last night I went to a gig there ( a very good band called Clues) and whilst standing outside with the dirty smokers, a Frank Gallagher wannabe with " Oh no" tattooed (probably by himself) on his knuckles and "empty" tattooed on his stomach approached us and started a conversation. He was a bit mental but hopefully harmless.

My alarm clock wakes me up in the morning

It's not invigorating. It's probably the most soul destroying noise I hear every day but it gets me up. If that fails, there's always my noisy housemate who gets up at the crack of dawn to bang spoons against bowls.

Bacon does not make it better

I'm a vegetarian

What my clothes say about me

That I am a lady of leisure. It's almost noon and I'm still in my pyjamas!